Not Pokémon. Not sorry.

Everything in here is a trading card that isn't official Pokémon — which right now means Pokenots, the hand-drawn parody range by the artist behind Dysfunctional Passholder.

Every card is drawn by hand. Wonky proportions, dead-eyed stares, and a level of derp the licensed cards would never be allowed. Three sets so far: Pokenots 151 redraws the Kanto originals badly on purpose, Gym Homies turns the gym leaders into people having a very long day, and #2's is exactly the joke you think it is.

Sold as singles

These come from Fundle Bundle boxes of eight. We open the boxes and sell the packs individually, so you can try a set for the price of a pack rather than committing to the lot. Ten cards a pack, randomly collated, standard trading card size.

Worth being clear about

These are art cards, not game cards. No play value, no rarity ladder, no tournament legality — just a set that's genuinely funny to open, and rather good on a shelf. Unofficial parody artwork, not licensed by or affiliated with The Pokémon Company, Nintendo, Creatures Inc. or GAME FREAK inc.

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